Blah-ba-dee, Blah-ba-dee

Iiiiiiii'mmmmmm BACK!!! And better than ever! Folks says to me "where ya been" Schnitz?? I says "I been der busy....obderflugen bizando...as they say in lower Portugal. My teams a winnin', I's gots my mind all-a-focused, ma eyez on d a prize, and my heart on da mend. Ma wiffey and kid luvs me and I love them. Twasn't git much bidder thun dis! Dontcha miss ma kaleidoscope o' multicultural-cacophony??? I knose you done did! Pieces out! -Schnitz