Sitcom Joke

OK...so last night I had a dream that a weird old man, woman, and their deranged son were trying to recruit my wife into some sort of cult. Funny thing is that the whole thing played out in sitcom style cinematography. The other funny thing is that you just don't mess with my wife! She made them look pretty stupid. So...they went home finally...and brainstormed some more...and gave up...and in a ritual oddly normal for this one hoss town...they gathered around the kitchen table....and built a BANJO...from scratch.