I have no idea...

How all this stuff will get accomplished.  I'm trying.  Dear Lord, please send 'productive' help.  :(

Are you kidding me?

Ok, so all the times I've said "this was the worst day of my life"...nope...TODAY WAS.  BY FAR.  WORST DAY EVER.  THANK YOU JESUS FOR DELIVERING ME FROM LYING, DECEITFUL, BIPOLAR, AND SCHIZOPHRENIC TONGUES.  We have all fallen short of your glory.  But I haven't fallen that far.  Help me to forgive my slanderers.  Amen.