Monday, February 26, 2007

Sexy Back...

Sexy Back--more like Sh*tty Back. I'm so tired of having back pain. Never should've gone to that chiropractor...he made it worse. So here it is in review:

1. Amusement Park neck injury as a child.
2. 8 years of carrying a drum in marching band.
3. 5 slips on ice in 15 years.
4. Pulled a tree like a weed with me bare hands....argh!
5. Rear-ended on a busy street.
6. Butchered by a chiropractor.
7. Pinched nerve in #6 vertabrae.
8. Where was I going with this...

P*ss and moan, P*ss and moan.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Sircle of Lifk

All's normal in Hootville:

1. Town bitches that there is nothing to do.
2. Rich folk come in and want to spend money.
3. Rich folk ask for town to chip a small something.
4. Lazy worthless Hootervillians protest.
5. Rich folk leave, take intellect with them.
6. Town bitches that there is nothing to do.

And so it has played, like an eight track tape.